Not a Good Idea

Jeff: we should schedule a weekend for us to come down

yes we should
September is booked up for us, however things look to clear up around 10/14
i’ll have to confirm with The Wife, as she is the Keeper of Time
I’m pretty sure she’s a member of the Bronze flight…but I cannot be certain 😉

Jeff: so what you’re saying is that if I get through the city fast enough to your place, I get a mount?

Bill: possibly…

Jeff: we should see spiderman

Bill: no

Jeff: ok, but yes

Bill: i shall not do that

Jeff: yeah you will
come on, U2, possible injury

Bill: but it is a musical…about SpiderMan….
it’s like Bono had NO IDEA what a comic book is

Jeff: I hear he randomly drops from the ceiling and gives an audience member the “upside down kiss”. That could be you Bill

Bill: nope…just checked….that IS NOT on my bucket list….

Jeff: if you read the spiderman comics they are basically a musical anyway

Bill: Jeff…this conversation needs to end before it begins
we are looking into the abyss here, and I fear neither of us will return….unscathed….

Jeff: i hear in the sequel play Spiderman’s battle with Doc Oc will be performed to Smashing Pumpkins: Disarmed

Bill: Eldritch horrors……

Jeff: there is a touching moment when he is clinging to the side of a building, holding MJ, reflecting on his life. Right then Lionel Ritchie walks out and sings “Stuck On You”

Bill: ….Mountains of Madness type stuff….

Jeff: I don’t know how I feel about Ang Lee directing, especially with the Spiderman – Wolverine camping scene
I’m sure it will work out though

Bill: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
also…I see what you did there…0_o

Jeff: also, Venom is going to be washed up crude oil from the BP spill, so they can send an environmental message

Bill: I implore you…do not continue down this path…..

Jeff: it will be ok Bill, they can change it all up in the 3rd play when M. Night. Shyamalan directs and you find out that the entire life of spiderman was just a dream in the mind of a software developer with a bad fever
……named Mr. Anderson

Bill: In the words of the late Master Computer…
“end of line”

  1. #1 by The Wife on September 17, 2011 8:03 am - 8:03 am

    That was hillarious. Greatness!

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