So I found this gem today. I like the beginning part:
Famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking said Thursday that the late Pope John Paul II once told scientists they should not study the beginning of the universe because it was the work of God.
See, the reason why they don’t want you to study the beginning of the universe is because you might prove them to be wrong 😉 And imagine the chaos that would ensue after that! The entire world would find out exactly what I have known for sometime….we aren’t as special and important as we all think we are.
I wish I could live long enough to see it!