As close as I can remember it.
Me: I need some money for the Pizza
Wife: Here take this $20
Wife: I want the change!
Me: Change, what is this change you speak of?
Wife: The change you will get back from the $11 pizza. I want it.
Me: The change?
Wife: Yes, I want change.
Me: Then make sure you vote for Obama!!
An aside to this conversation….I am all for Obama and the wife is leaning towards Hillary at this time. See….the conversation is FUNNY!