I walked into the bathroom at the office and was immediately assaulted by the smell of Oranges.
At first I thought “I wonder why it smells like oranges?”
And I thought “Well, at least it is better than smelling shit.”
And then I thought “Although, I do feel bad for the guy shitting oranges!”
Like Sands through the Hour Glass, my thoughts will trap you beneath their weight and slowly smother the life out of you…..