I had a dream..


And no one was holding hands and playing together…..I was getting chased by a Decepticon.

It goes down like this:

I am in an urban area at what appears to be a hotel. I run into BumbleBee. An amalgam of the new age TF movie version (which is dumb) and the original VW bug version (which is awesome). We then speak to other autobots via a projection on the wall. Optimus Prime was there as well as Mirage and Omega Supreme. There was also another one that was one of the multi robot super robots (re: Constructicons, AerialBots, etc.) This one was made of animal robots. This aside has nothing to do with the dream but I believe the only animal based multi form transformer was a decpticon…but that is neither here nor there.

Skip back to inside the hotel and I see the animal robots being driven into the hotel in circus style cages. The ‘person’ driving the them is actually a peon robot disguised like a human…but you could tell it wasn’t real. His skin was orange and he had no face. Like the kids in Pink Floyd’s The Wall movie. Freakish.

So I look away from the driver and all these emergency vehicles show up and I notice something strange about them….none of them have drivers or any people in them for that matter. And there is an evil feeling permeating from them. Decpticons. And they know about the animal Autobots and they know about me.

Next part I am sitting in the middle back seat of a van. No driver. I am actually a passenger in an Autobot. The sense I get is that it is Ratchet, the Autobot medic. And there is a foreboding sens that we need to flee quickly as the other emergency vehicle decpticons are onto us now.

The next instant I am running away from a decpticon who is playing Iron Maiden (at least that is was I thought it was) and singing along. He was getting pumped to kill him some Human. So I cut around this van and sneak along the opposite side then the robot is on. It stops and proceeds to pick up the van and throw it out of the way.

So then I am running away and I have a good bit of distance on it. The decpticon then shoots a boomerang/Chinese star thing at me . I drop to the ground and it missed me, but it began to turn around and come back at me.

I then woke up.

I retold this dream to Weesa who proceeded to say “you are such a child”. There are worse things I could be….like dead at the cold mechanical claws of a psychotic robot.

  1. #1 by Shagz on March 27, 2007 4:42 pm - 4:42 pm

    As bad as it may seem thank your lucky stars it wasn’t a Voltron dream where you as HUNK came face to face with HAGAR and her freakish blue cat KITTY. Or a Robeast?!

  2. #2 by dubya dubya 3 on March 27, 2007 5:32 pm - 5:32 pm

    “child” nothing, that’s awesome. I wish I had those dreams. speaking of bumblebee, they have made a toy called Ultimate Bumblebee. He has the Generation 1 head from the cartoon (with the horns) but his body is the dodge charger.

  3. #3 by OnemanConga on March 27, 2007 8:17 pm - 8:17 pm

    Dude, I was with you all the way. Optimus, Mirage, Omega, animal autobots, good, good.

    Then you brought in Ratchet.

    What the hell is wrong with you?

    btw can you configure your security code words to be more sexual?

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