Ranting and Raving

Setup:
The GF had just gotten out of the shower and I was heating up some leftovers for her for dinner. Her day had been pretty crappy and I was trying to be as loving as I could without smothering her. So I am standing in the door to the bathroom, watching her put some anti-friz stuff in her hair. I go to walk to the kitchen from the bathroom to check on the food and the conversation goes as follows: (paraphrase as I don’t remeber it exactly)

GF: “Where are you going?”
Me: “I am going to check on the food”
GF: “But why are you going away?”
Me: “So that I don’t burn the food”
GF: “Don’t go”
Me: “OK, but just to be clear, if the food burns it will be my fault, right?”
GF: “Yes”
Me: “OK, just wanted to clarify that”

I truly love this woman and her sense of humor! 😉