It’s that time of year folks….the Christmas Season. When every Tom, Dick and Harry decides that they need to upgrade/purchase a new computer. And you know what that means for me? Well it means that not only do I care that you are buying a new PC or upgrading your old one, but that I want to help you decide/purchase this wonderful new gateway to the InterWebz!!
What do you mean you sense sarcasm? Why wouldn’t I want you to give a computer to your children so that you don’t have to watch them and they can download EVERYTHING they see while browsing?? Why wouldn’t I want another monkey to create a MySpace page and color it neon pink while it plays the latest hit track from some convicted felon turned media icon?? Why wouldn’t I want to give you a computer that can be corrupted by a virus/spyware infection and used by spammers and hackers in their BotNets to make my job harder??
YOU guessed it! Because I am of a kind heart and love people, that’s why!
So, in staying with the Christmas spirit I have decided to help out everyone all at once. Here is my suggestion to you for the Perfect Christmas Computer. The following components will help to get you out on the Web and be part of the Internet Phenomenon. With the following setup you can download music, movies, whatever you want and enjoy them in multimedia bliss!
Without further ado, may I introduce…
Ranting and Raving’s Perfect Christmas Computer Suggestion
There you go folks! Consider this my gift to you.
So get your ass into your gas guzzling SUV and wait in traffic jams for hours to get to your local computer retailer and DEMAND these cutting edge computer components. Don’t let them sell you anything else! Only the best for you!
Happy Holidays!!