Primer: Jeff visited a year ago and convinced us to buy a puppy on a whim. We already had one dog. So now, he is on a mission to do the same thing every time he visits.
Jeff: I am going to bring presents for the doggies
Bill: cool, they’ll love to see you
Jeff: I’m basically Indy’s agent, she was on waivers and I got her signed to a 14 year contract
Bill: nice! good work
Jeff: they are having an adoption event at your Petco on 11/2 from 2-6. I’ll see if I can move my flight up
Bill: LOL
Jeff: we can’t break tradition Bill. there must be puppies
Bill: no more puppies Jeff….
Jeff: oh yes Bill, there WILL be puppies. you need a nice dobie to balance out the other 2. maybe we could mix things up, get you a Serval
Bill: no Jeff, that would only lead to bad things
Jeff: you’re right, let’s just play it by ear. but I think we can agree that by saturday evening you will have a new pet
Bill: No Jeff
Jeff: two new pets? how about a Lemur
Bill: no Jeff
Jeff: these guys are near you and they breed Lemurs: http://castleberrysafari.com/lemur/
let me know what time we are going to the brewery and I will schedule a visit around that
Bill: #icanteven
Jeff: #howaboutacoatimundi. honestly I am just excited to go pet shopping. i love pet shopping
Bill: lol
Jeff: you know you can own a Kangaroo in your state?
Bill: no, but now I know
Jeff: like, how can you not act on that?
Bill: that is a good question…..right off the top of my head I would say that my HOA won’t allow the extended fence height
Jeff: lower your lawn. done
Bill: I….I can’t…..I can’t argue with that logic
Jeff: you could fill the pouch with ice and beer in the summer probably
http://www.kangarookate.com/purchase.htm
i am starting to like your state
Bill: I bet you are LOVING the UI and design of that site
Jeff: i had to close the tab. i know that it exists and that we can get a kangaroo there, that is enough. if we go to dallas we should go there and pet a kangaroo. for science
Jeff: sing along with the words!
“If you’re in Texas, the thing to do”
Bill: no jeff
Jeff:
“Is take your pal to see a Kangaroo!”
“If you own a nice home in the south”
“Buy a Kangaroo to live in your house!”
“The perfect two, you and Roo”
“So many wonderful things to do”
“Watch some tv on your couch!”
“Or store your beer inside it’s pouch”
“They’re great with dogs, they have cool claws”
“To make sure your neighbors obey the laws”
“And if a stranger comes in your house”
“Roo can knock his black ass out! (*the lyrics of this song do not represent the views of this corporation)”
“So now you all know what to do”
“Drive on home and buy a Roo!”