Jeff: WOW
Bill: what?
Jeff: mind = blown
Bill: do share
Jeff: “Develop understanding and insights by building robust empathy with clients across key vectors needed to fuel innovation”
Bill: ow ow ow ow ow
why did you make me read that?!?!?!?!
Jeff: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE SOME OF THE PAIN AWAY BUT IT’S NOT WORKING AT ALL
Bill: that’s like reading a page from the Necronomicon…..
where did you get that from?
Jeff: an email I just got from someone on our data science team who attended a “innovation training session”
Bill: have you fired them for harassment yet?
Jeff: I am too preoccupied with trying to find the materials necessary to exorcize my laptop
Bill: because that is verbal, physical and sexual harassment right there
You’ll need an Old priest and young priest
something borrowed, something blue…..wait….no….that’s for a marriage
Jeff: yeah and make one Buddhist or something
Bill: don’t you need a baboon to hold it up to the rising sun as well?
Jeff: that way they can synergize on cross-denominational faithisms and marginalize the web 4.0 “best of breed” methodologies needed to ideate the best go-to-market strategy
Bill: GOD DAMMIT JEFF!!!
IT’S SPREADING!!!!
Jeff: MY FUCKING EYES!!!
Bill: BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!