Bill: watched B roll gameplay footage from D3 Press tour…it looks decent
Jeff: me too
i don’t get all the hate in the comments
looked perfect to me
but SWTOR….my god
Jeff: yeah that looks even better
Bill: it looks good, but the story and the lore are being a$$ raped
i’m a stickler for lore in SW though
Jeff: are you referring to the part about how the sith worship that queen spider that gave the first of them their powers?
Bill: i hate you
Jeff: or was it the part where Yoda hides in the fridge to survive the atomic blast?
Bill: Dear Lord, please grant me the mind powers to smite Jeff, from where I sit….Amen
Jeff: I mailed dozens of submissions to help improve the lore
Bill: i bet you did
Jeff: like how Ewoks are actually descendents of wookies, but they shrunk due to the higher gravity on Endor
Bill: please stop…..
everytime you say that, a small part of me wails in infinite pain, and then dies
Jeff: so I should skip the part about yoda being a diminutive gungan…..
Twileks keep all their midichlorians in their tendrils, so if you cut them off they lose their powers…….
Bill: you are enjoying this way too much
Jeff: they can also milk them to give the force to others
Bill: that’s….that’s……omg…evil, pure evil
Jeff: I’ll leave you with this to ponder on:
Bill: you make zorg seem like the ideal candidate to open a daycare for underprivelaged children
Jeff: the greatest Sith of all time was created as the result of a Twilek bukake party
Jeff: there was much hate in him
Bill: < .< >.>
………you’re a bastard…….
Jeff: every time you see the force being used, in the back of your mind you will hear the whisper “Twilek milk….”
Bill: this is going on the website….