Jeff: is this….like….too far? http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/dea2/?cpg=140H
Bill: not far enough if you ask me
there should be a god damn laser site of the thing
Jeff: oh that would have been great
Bill: in fact, it would be EVEN BETTER if it was a Laser Pizza Cutter
….gonna have to call them….
Jeff: and maybe red pepper flake dispenser from the aft photon torpedo tubes
Bill: see…THIS is why we are friends!!
Jeff: also, if you have an Enterprise pizza cutter, you MUST also create a Reliant ice cream scoop
Bill: which would only piss Khan off more because Kirk ended up with the lasers
i like where you are going with this
Jeff: opens the door for a line of “Genesis Project” instant meals
Bill: BAM!!
Millions
Jeff: “Can I cook or can’t I?”
Bill: and then we can work on your song and movie projects
Jeff: step 3 = profit
of course if you store the pizza cutter and the ice cream scoop in the same drawer they will be broken the next time you take them out
Bill: yeah
and there might be an exoplanet growing in with your pots and pans
Jeff: unless you pay extra for the “Motaran Nebula” storage box
#1 by Weesa on September 29, 2010 1:41 pm - 1:41 pm
Wow…. I think I just saw Will Wheaton walk out. Said he couldn’t handle the level of geekdom in the room.
#2 by RnR on September 29, 2010 1:50 pm - 1:50 pm
I just Tweeted this to Wil Wheaton…;-)
#3 by Weesa on September 29, 2010 1:57 pm - 1:57 pm
(Slaps palm on forehead while shaking head in defeat.)
#4 by RnR on September 29, 2010 1:58 pm - 1:58 pm
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