You Fail at Life for the following reasons:

You work for a computer company, but changing your password over VPN turns into a three day event for you.

You live above someone, but walk like a god damn elephant and drop shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

I know there are more, but my mind is clouded by anger right now. I swear, if I could use the force I’d be TOTALLY Force Choking people left and right….

  1. #1 by Jon Angliss on November 17, 2009 10:50 am - 10:50 am

    They hired a bunch of temps to cover some helpdesk stuff for $OLD_PARENT_COMPANY, 2 of the 3 had never seen outlook before.

    We still get [internal] people calling with basic computer issues too… I feel your pain.

  2. #2 by Monstu on November 17, 2009 1:03 pm - 1:03 pm

    Yet another reason to be thankful that you don’t have force powers. You would clearly fall to the dark side.

  3. #3 by Rich on November 19, 2009 10:14 am - 10:14 am

    Don’t be mad, their time will come, then we will have our sweet revenge!

  4. #4 by The Wife on November 24, 2009 11:44 pm - 11:44 pm

    Rich, I think the point is that we want to be alive and present to see their time coming. Beacuse, really, it doesn’t matter if they “get theirs” if I’m not there to see it, point, and laugh.

    We have a nickname for the elephant upstairs. It’s “boot bitch” because she never says hi or smiles at us (even when we do), and when she wears boots it’s like she stomps on the floor on purpose. Two guys live with her and they’re quiet as mice. I have deep-seeded issues about Boot Bitch.

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